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Q? After the Fraternity initiation ceremony the student had a lettuce lodged firmly in his backside with only the top visible, try as he might it could not be dislodged. When he went to the campus doctor to have it removed what advice was he given?.

A? Don't worry son, its only the tip of the Iceberg.

A Welshman, Scotsman and Englishman were in a pub talking about their sons.

"My son was born on St David's day" said the Welshman."So we call him David".

"Really?" said the Scotsman. My son was born on St Andrews Day. We call him Andrew".

"Well, what a coincidence" said the Englishman. "Exactly the same thing happened with our son, Pancake".

Humour from Great People

Mark Twain

I never let schooling interfere with my education.

Groucho Marx

Marriage is a Great Institution... But who wants to live in an institution

Oscar Wilde

The old believe everything, the middle-age suspect everything, the young know everything.

Spike Milligan

Is anything worn beneath the Kilt?... No it's all in perfect working order.

Mark Twain

I do not like to commit myself to Heaven and Hell, you see, I have friends in both places.

Dylan Thomas

An alcoholic is someone you don't like, who drinks as much as you do.

Noel Coward

I don't know what London is coming to, the higher the buildings, the lower the morals.

Carl Sandberg

Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come.

WC Fields

Ah the patter of little feet around the house. There is nothing like having a midgit for a butler.

Some random thoughts for the day.

There is no point' to a thorn if it is not sharp.

Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

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