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Women do not make fools of men,

as most of them are of the do it yourself variety.


If there is a crack of dawn why does it not wake you up?


Neil Armstrong, Michael Collins and Edwin Aldrin were the Astronauts of the Apollo II mission. On the sixteenth of July 1969 the rocket launched from Florida and on 20 July Neil (First) and Edwin were the first men to land and set foot on the moon.

They decided not to celebrate with a party, as there was no atmosphere.


The Patient.

"Doctor I have taken the pills you gave me to grow taller. But all that is happening, is that I continue to shrink with age. What can I do?

The Doctor.

"Well if the pills do not work, you will just have to remain a little patient".


Nasa, have discovered something

that can do the work of twelve men. A woman


Remember you are unique. Just like everybody else.


The Patient pressed his forehead.

“Doctor, I have a pain here!”

The Patient pressed his left shoulder.

“I have a pain here!”

The Patient pressed his right shoulder.

“I have a pain here!”

The Patient pressed his left Knee.

“I have a pain here!”

The Patient pressed his right knee.

“I have a pain here!”

The doctor looked at the patient and replied.

“Your condition is obvious!... You have a broken finger!”


Q? What do you call six Barbie dolls in a line during summer?

A? A Bar-be-Que


A Lady walked past the shack and noticed a little old man

in a rocking chair on his porch.

"Hello Sir! I couldn't help but notice how happy you look" she said.

"What is your secret for a long and happy life?".

"Well my dear" he replied. "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day.

I also do a gramme of charlie a day, smoke at least one

spliff a night and drink a case of whisky a week.

I eat junk food all the time, never, never exercise and

take some strange pills on the weekend".

"That's really amazing?" said the lady, quite horrified.

"How old are you?"

"22" replied the little old man.


Be nice to your kids. They will be choosing your nursing home one day. [ More]

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